Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting turned up with a seven-goal contribution display as the former Stoke City star scored four and provided three assists in Bayern Munich’s 12-0 thumping of Bremer SV in DFB Pokal.
Robert Lewandowski wasn’t playing but that didn’t stop Die Rotten from dismantling their fifth-tier opponents, as Jamal Musiala (brace), Malik Tillman, Leroy Sane, Michael Cuisance, Bouna Sarr and Corentin Tolisso added to Choupo-Moting’s quartet of goals besides an own goal from Bremer’s Jan-Luca Warm.
For context, last season Bayern finished 1st in the Bundesliga while Bremer SV finished 2nd in Oberliga Bremen, meaning they had 75 places between them.
The rout
Bremer SV 0 – 12 Bayern Munich
— Bayern Comps (@CompsBayern) August 26, 2021
All Goalspic.twitter.com/VMuqPOdcZm
This is not football ffs
Referees should learn to close the game if it’s getting this ruthless. 12 goals is not football, Bayern 😂😂😂
— .ひ (@thearmah_) August 25, 2021
Bayern Shaolin Soccer
Bayern Munich tonight pic.twitter.com/M6TJZCeZL0
— www.KRAKS.co (@KraksTV) August 25, 2021
Barcelona catching stray bullets
What Bayern hates is teams that start with B like theirs. Bremer can ask Barcelona
— PAPAYE ASA (@Papaye_Asa) August 25, 2021
Arsenal catching stray bullets
Bayern Munich just scored the same amount of goals in one game as Arsenal have in 4 months😭 pic.twitter.com/IOa4i4awEF
— John Smith🥶 Follow4Follow💙 (@CFC_JohnSmith) August 25, 2021
Ruthless
Only Bayern does pre season friendlies during the season pic.twitter.com/KzNKUV2a6r
— Don Kimmich (@DonKimmich6) August 25, 2021
Needed 5 more goals to break the record
Winning 12-0 vs Bremer SV is Bayern’s second highest winning margin in all competitions since getting promoted to the Bundesliga in 1965 – in 1997 they defeated DJK Waldberg in the DFB-Pokal 16-1 [Opta] pic.twitter.com/AsaXnt3iYP
— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 25, 2021
Indian cricket team catching stray bullets
I see
bayern scored all the missed goals from last season today i see
— momo (@miasanemia) August 25, 2021
An effort was made
🇩🇪🏆 Fifth tier Bremer SV managed to get SEVEN shots away against Bayern in the DFB Pokal. pic.twitter.com/FDTFyRAchO
— FotMob (@FotMob) August 25, 2021
Some records
Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting is the first Bayern player since Claudio Pizarro (March 2005 against Freiburg), to score 4 goals in a DFB Pokal game. #BSVFCB pic.twitter.com/YxvZMJ7fCe
— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 26, 2021
At 19 years and 89 days, Malik Tillman is the youngest Bayern player this millennium to score on his competitive debut [fcb] pic.twitter.com/Ojn4YiZMxL
— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 26, 2021
