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Tea for the Tielemans: The Wackiest Team Names to Kickstart Your 24/25 FPL Season

Tea for the Tielemans: The Wackiest Team Names to Kickstart Your 24/25 FPL Season

With the 2024/25 Fantasy Premier League Season approaching GW1 fast, managers are almost done with their team planning. But going into the season with a top-notch team name is like going to a party without a flashy dress.

So to solve problems we’ve a compilation of the best team names you can use for your FPL team. On top of it, there’s something for everyone. So without further ado, let’s get into it with names themed after some of the most popular players of all the 20 Premier League teams you can use.

AFC Bournemouth– Dango Unchained, Kluivert Manoeuvre, Billing Me Softly, High Faivre

Arsenal– It’s Football Not Saka, Kai Another Day, Kai Me A River, Ødeparfum, Raya Sunshine, Saka Potatoes, Rice Rice Baby, Major League Saka

Aston Villa– Lights Kamara Action, Philogene is not my Lover, Mings of Leon, Kamara is my Boyfriend, Stranger Mings, Tea for the Tielemans

Brentford– Witness Mee!, You’re a Wissa Harry, Toney Stark, Throwing Schade, Thomas The Frank Engine

Brighton– Minteh Fresh, All too Welbeck, Silk and Steele, Ayew Flekken kidin mee, Boys In Dahoud,

Chelsea– It’s A Disasister, Palmer Violets, Stone Cole Steve Palmer, Livin Lavia Loca, Make way for Noni, I’m sorry Nic Jackson

Crystal Palace– Eze game Eze Life, Hakuna Mateta!, Eze Come Eze Go, UrNotMadAyew, Schlupptown Funk

Everton– Statue of Hibberty, The Seamus Go On, Baines On Toast, Dyche Dyche Baby, Forever Young, Neville’s advocate

Fulham– The Ream Team, Crash & Bernd, Cairney Kick It?, Iwobi Wan-Kenobi

Ipswich Town– Hawk Tuanzebe, VictorDelap, Leif Blower

Leicester City– Egg on your Faes, Okoli Dokily, House of Vards

Liverpool– Alisson Wonderland, Ball Don’t Szoboszlai, Chicken Tikka Mo Salah, Drop it like it’s Slot, Endo the line, Ninja Skrtels, The Konate Kid, Darwin Selection

Man City– Haaland Globetrotters, Fee Fi Foden, Pain in Dias, Pinky and De Bruyne, Mulhaaland Drive, Sticks and Stones, Game of Stones, Silva lining, Cancelo Culture

Man United– I’m Eric the port, Zirkzee and I know it!, Onana’s in pajamas, Cheesy Garnacho’s, Yoro Wizard Harry, Bringing Zirkzee back, Kobbiecats, Thats what Shaw said, Bruno Dos Tres

Newcastle United– 360 No Pope, Krafting Table, Long Livramento, Getaway Schar, Schar Wars, Botman McGinns, Flash Gordon, Abra Dubravka

Nottingham Forest– Lost in the Wood, MacAwoniyi and Cheese, Finding Neco

Southampton– Bednawreck, You need to calm Downes, Lallana Del Rey

Tottenham Hotspur– On Porro’d Time, SonKane Ship, Van de Ven Diagram, Nothing Else Madders, A Date with Destiny, Ange Management, Snoop Udogie Dogg, Finding Timo

West Ham United– Lord of the Ings, Flying Without Ings, Clara Bowen, Bowen Bubbles, Areola Grande

Wolves– Back of the Neto, You Hwang?, Cunha Get Any Worse?

Miscellaneous- Never in Doughty, How I Met Your Mata, Gangsters Allardyce, Inter Ye Nan, Casting Crouch, Backstreet Moyes, Petr Cech Yourself.

If you have more such cool names feel free to share in the comments.