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Aryan Singh

Football/Culture Writer. Been in love with the game since 2012, always trying to be a little closer to it. London Cowboys fan since 2015, also run a secret Eden Hazard cult in my spare time.

Pep Guardiola Exposes Disastrous Kyle Walker Hair Transplant

Football Twitter really is a world of its own, featuring its own lingo, references and of course, memes.  Fans on the platform adore assigning ironic and satirical nicknames to various figures in the game, and similarly, opinions are articulated to draw out chuckles. For instance, even our generation’s greatest gaffers haven’t escaped unscathed, as Jose …

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Two Decades Later, Snoop Dogg Links Up With Chelsea Again

For players, the solo trips are over, and it’s time for pre-season training with their clubs. These sessions are known to be brutal, as players are pushed to their limits in the name of endurance.  Fortunately, clubs use this period to tour other nations, and attract their foreign fanbases, giving players a chance to explore, albeit …

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The Fan-Favorite Crystal Palace Home Kit is Actually a Total Ripoff

London outfit Crystal Palace recently announced a long-term partnership with kit provider Macron, whom they previously worked before signing with Puma. The Italian sportswear brand recently showed off their new iteration of the Eagles’ home kit.  Through a wavy spin on the traditional template, Macron managed to impress fans online, and Palace’s brand new kit became a …

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Moment Chinese K-Pop Idol Jackson Wang Comes to Erik Ten Hag’s Rescue

Manchester United under Erik ten Hag were in action yesterday for all to see, against historic rivals Liverpool no less.  Despite being a pre-season fixture, a tie against the Reds is always a stern test, and United managed to fare pretty well.  The tireless work put in by the Dutchman and his players during pre-season …

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Did Neymar Refuse to Do Training Drill with Kylian Mbappe? The Real Truth.

After last season’s European disappointment, a new era looks to be underway at PSG.  Mauricio Pochettino has been replaced by Christophe Galtier, while Leonardo Araujo has made way for Luis Campos to take over as sporting director. The hirings indicate a more practical approach by the Parisiens, who’ve already made Kylian Mbappe the focal point of …

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Erling Haaland Claims Aguero as His Idol But Old Video Shows He Lied

Manchester City wasted no time in the market this season and managed to land in-demand striker Erling Haaland early. The former Dortmund superstar is already a formidable force at 21, with his ceiling being remarkably high.  A marquee signing by every definition, the Norwegian will certainly boost City’s chances of finally winning the coveted UCL, a …

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Is Jack Harlow Team Ronaldo or Messi? Concert Attendees Find Out

The Lionel Messi versus Cristiano Ronaldo debate has defined an entire generation of football. The two titans have consistently competed at the highest level, creating a rivalry that has often managed to overshadow the footballing landscape.  Legions of fans on Twitter debate the topic daily, YouTube compilations serve up highlights to aid your judgment, and even …

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Chelsea Icon John Terry Confesses to Being a Barcelona Fan

Ever since being founded in 1905, Chelsea FC have gone on to create a storied history. The London club have ‘won it all’, an achievement they owe to figures such as Roman Abramovich, Ken Bates, Jose Mourinho etc, and of course, to the numerous legends of the club.  Near the summit on the list of the …

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Gareth Bale Has Suddenly Started Speaking Spanish at LAFC

5 time UCL winner Gareth Bale has finally left Real Madrid after a nine-year tenure, which took a tumultuous turn near the end. The Welshman’s relationship with the fans, especially the Spanish media, worsened as time passed, with local publications directing heavy criticisms of the 32-year-old’s way.  The move to MLS‘ Los Angeles FC opens up …

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Cristiano Ronaldo and David De Gea Team Up to Ruin Harry Maguire in WWE 2K22

In line with their season last year, Manchester United‘s pre-season has also been plagued by chatter regarding their personnel.  Last year featured numerous locker-room ‘leaks’, which went on to describe the turmoil between United players, with a specific focus on the sour relationship between captain Harry Maguire and United legend Cristiano Ronaldo.  As for the …

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Verdict – The Dan Ashworth parody Twitter account is unfunny AF

Backed by hefty pockets of Saudi origin, Newcastle United‘s first summer transfer window under the new owners is likely to be an eventful one. The Magpies haven’t hit full throttle just yet and have instead opted to remain calm and patient.  Their recruitment drive is being led by recently appointed Sporting Director Dan Ashton.  The Englishman …

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Rangers 2022/23 away kit marred by unoriginal Castore design

British Sportswear brand Castore continues its impressive expansion into football. With clients such as Newcastle United, Aston Villa, Sevilla etc, Castore is making some noteworthy moves.  Their rise in football began in 2020, as they signed a sponsorship deal with Scottish Heavyweights Rangers, one which will run until 2025. Unfortunately, their track record with the Gers …

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Dejan Kulusevski appears to line up transfer to Arsenal in new interview

Tottenham Hotspur conducted a brilliant bit of business in the winter by bringing in Dejan Kulusevski from Juventus. The Swede brought creativity and explosiveness to Spurs’ right-hand side and flourished under Antonio Conte.  His impressive displays earned him plenty of adoration amongst fans, who’ve already accepted the 22-year-old as one of their own. However, that all may …

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The FIFA Snake meme Raheem Sterling could recreate with his move to Chelsea

After weeks of enquiring, assessing and ‘monitoring’, Chelsea look all set to complete their first signing of the window.  The Blues had been eyeing a move for Manchester City‘s Raheem Sterling for numerous weeks now, and an agreement with City is reportedly in place. The English international is Thomas Tuchel’s preferred attacking addition, and talks with …

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Ben Davies sparks wild Liverpool asthma inhaler conspiracy theory

Liverpool FC are back, after a disappointing end to last season the Reds reported for training at the AXA Training Center recently. Fans have been excited to see their favourites back in Red, and also catch a glimpse of the new arrivals. Pictures from pre-season training were welcomed by Reds fans, however, one featuring Ben …

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How FIFA players discovered Doja Cat way before anyone else

Ever since its inception in 1997, the simulation-based video game, FIFA, has become a cultural catalyst. As technology has evolved so has the product, from the low-polygon models of the 90s to cutting-edge player likenesses we see today, EA Sports’ cash-cow ups the visual standards every year. The long-spanning franchise can induce nostalgia in almost …

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This is how Ishowspeed made fun of Arsenal fan KSI

Ishowspeed‘s stock is showing no signs of declining, the steady rise continues and the American recently hit a massive milestone. The YouTuber reached 9 million subscribers and sits firmly as one of the most viral creators on the platform.  His ascent to the top has been largely aided by football-based clips which have garnered millions of …

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