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The Unusual Astrology Question That Left Joao Felix Surprised

When you’re João Felix, you’re prepared for questions about goals, assists, and maybe even the occasional wardrobe choice. But the UEFA Conference League press conference this week took a cosmic twist when the Chelsea forward was hit with a real curveball: “What’s your star sign?”  Looking like someone who’d just been told VAR was taking …

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Gossip: Newcastle Shoot Their Shot But German Speedster Says Danke, But No Thanks

Have you ever imagined Leroy Sane in Newcastle’s famous black-and-white stripes, dodging rain showers like they’re defenders at St. James’ Park? Picture this: Sane, with his trademark hair flapping in the wind like a confused seagull, sprints down the pitch while the Toon Army is bundled up in layers, sipping on pints, and trying to …

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Look: Enzo Maresca Just Can’t Stop Coaching Mykhaylo Mudryk 

On 15 January 2023, when Chelsea signed Mykhaylo Mudryk for 70 million pounds, many predicted that the London outfit had signed a world-beater. The Ukrainian wonderkid had already lit up the Champions League before his move to Chelsea in the January transfer window, showcasing his talent against seasoned champions ‘Real Madrid’ while playing for his …

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Photo of Bayern’s 60th Minute Subs Against Barca Go Viral For All Wrong Reasons

Hansi Flick’s side thrashed Vincent Kompany and his men 4-1 as the final whistle blew at Lluis Companys Olympic Stadium. With a hat-trick from Brazilian Raphina and former Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski getting on the scoresheet against his old club, Barcelona eased past their most difficult hurdle in recent history.  In the 60th minute …

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Fans Think Rico Lewis Looks Like Sideshow Bob and You Can’t Unsee It

It’s no secret that football fans are the true meme detectives of the internet. One minute we’re discussing tactical formations, and the next we’re debating whether Harry Maguire is secretly Shrek’s long-lost cousin. This strange but wonderful phenomenon of football lookalikes has gifted us some iconic comparisons over the years—like David Luiz channeling Sideshow Bob …

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Gabriel Magalhaes Faces Backlash For Promoting GDOG Meme Coin On Insta

After Arsenal’s 2-0 loss to Bournemouth, wherein William Saliba saw red, his partner in defense, Gabriel Magalhães, made an interesting life choice—not by improving his defense, but by promoting GDOG, a cryptocurrency featuring a dog. Yeah, because after a tough day at work, nothing says I’m handling this well, like jumping on Instagram and marketing …

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Verdict: It’s Time to Remove Gary Neville from Liverpool Match Commentary

Let’s face it—when Gary Neville is on commentary for a Liverpool game, you just know the rivalry is bubbling under the surface. Sure, he’s paid to be “neutral,” but can we really expect that from a Manchester United legend? The man has literally made a career out of hating Liverpool. So, when Neville took his …

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Everything We Know About A$AP Rocky and Rihanna’s Interest in Tranmere Rovers

Move over Wrexham; there’s a new celebrity takeover on the horizon—and this one has a bit more sparkle. Imagine Rihanna, yes, that Rihanna, at a cold, rainy game in League Two, cheering on Tranmere Rovers. It might sound like the wildest football crossover since David Beckham’s James Bond debut, but if the rumours are true, …

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Guglielmo Vicario and the Return of the Goalkeeper Cap

Tottenham Hotspur. An institution that is often renowned for its fair share of luck and experience with the art of “bottling,” or throwing in the towel, at vital moments. While many may find this harsh, spurs have always been associated with terms like that of a “yo-yo” club, who might have a good patch of …

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Scott McTominay is a Hit—and a Mouthful—for Napoli Fans

Scott McTominay might just be the greatest cult hero to ever exist in football. Wherever the Scotsman goes, he does not fail to achieve a cult-like following among people and the community. While many have doubted the 27-year-old’s natural ability on the ball, his goal-scoring abilities and work ethic on and off the pitch have …

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The Epic Reunion of Man United Heroes Park Ji Sung, Berbatov, Ferdinand, and Vidic

There once roamed the fields of Old Trafford a man whose lungs seemed endless, a tireless warrior who could outrun, outlast, and outthink the best. Ji-Sung Park, known as “Three-Lung Park,” was more than just a footballer—he was Manchester United‘s unsung hero, the relentless engine that never seemed to tire. Renowned for his unmatched lung …

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Cole Palmer Responds to ‘Dumb’ Social Media Shouts in Cute TikTok Prank By Her Sister

Cole Palmer might just be the truth, you know. If last season was nothing but a testament to the 22-year old’s unique and precious talent and skill set in football, it firmly established him amongst the best young players in the world. Some would argue he is the best young player in the world right now, …

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Who is Dominik Szoboszlai’s Girlfriend Now in 2024? 

Liverpool’s Dominik Szoboszlai enjoyed a stellar outing for his country at the UEFA Nations League this international break, as Hungary defeated Bosnia and Herzegovina 2-0, with Liverpool’s No. 8 being on the scoresheet twice this Tuesday. This is following a robust and spirited draw against international football giants the Netherlands, wherein his club companion and …

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Fulham Faces Aston Villa: Lineups, Predicted Outcomes, and the Impact of Jhon Duran

Aston Villa continue to extend their rich vein of form after their recent heroics in the Champions League against Bayern Munich, as they look to face a resilient and strong Fulham side at Craven Cottage this Saturday. Unai Emery’s side, although they were met with a stalemate last game week in a 0-0 draw against …

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Dalot Looks Up to Ronaldo Like Deep Follows Homelander in The Boys – Meme Explained

You can’t keep Cristiano Ronaldo out of the news for long. The former Real Madrid, Juventus, and Manchester United legend is a walking phenomenon, and there has always been a debate amongst football fans about his attitude towards the game. Whilst nobody denies the sheer talent and skillset he has, some people have always labeled …

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