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Surjit Patowary

Extremely passionate, detail-oriented when it comes to football. Obsessed with the news. Fact-checking is life!

Skinhead Tony: Anthony Martial draws Wayne Rooney comparisons with new bald look

Anthony Martial has drawn comparisons with Wayne Rooney with his new bald look that he debuted this pre-season. The Manchester United forward has bid farewell to his hair for his new-look leading up to the upcoming season, and the skinhead look has had the Manchester United faithful reminiscing about a certain Wayne Rooney – the …

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Lionel Messi shows ripped physique as opposed to Neymar’s dad bod

Lionel Messi continues to age like a fine wine. At 34 years of age, the Barcelona legend should physically be on the decline after having such a long and illustrious career, but pictures of him vacationing after Argentina’s Copa America win this summer have shown that he still has a ripped physique. Messi’s chiselled abs …

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Reece James celebrates CL triumph with colossal new tattoo

While Chelsea might have won the Champions League over two months ago, the euphoria of a night that the players will remember for a long, long time continues among players, especially a certain Reece James. The right-back recently came back to Cobham with the rest of the English contingent after a short vacation following England’s …

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From Colney to Tokyo: Alexandre Lacazette lookalike spotted competing in the Olympics

Arsenal fans watching the ongoing Olympics have found themselves an athlete who shares an uncanny similarity with their own striker Alexandre Lacazette. The Gunners faithful were left surprised to see their star striker competing in a 400-meter race in Tokyo rather than going through his shooting drills at Colney. No, but seriously, the resemblance is …

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Manchester City accused of seducing ‘boyhood legends’ amid rumours of mega £250m transfer spree

Manchester City are in the headlines once again. Pep Guardiola’s champions of England are rumoured to spend a massive £250m in order to secure the signings of Harry Kane and Jack Grealish this summer, but the rumours of yet another transfer spree have led to accusations of the club seducing ‘boyhood legends’ and using their …

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Kai Havertz roasts ‘Bundesliga friend’ Bernd Leno after scoring past him during friendly

Chelsea emerged 2-1 winners in the first match of the ongoing Mind Series pre-season friendly competition, as they defeated Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium. Kai Havertz’ first-half strike for Chelsea was cancelled out by Granit Xhaka in the second half, but Tammy Abraham’s winner meant that the southwest London side were victorious against their city …

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Watch: Referee shows yellow card to Aston Villa fans calling him a ‘s*** Mike Dean’

Pre-season friendlies are some of the more light-hearted fixtures in a very competitive football calendar in England. While players are just willing to brush the rust off their legs before what is likely to be a gruelling football season, fans are in a playful mood as well – and it seemed like so was the …

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Donny van de Beek looks comparably buff amid exciting training ground reveal

Donny van de Beek did not have the best of first seasons at Manchester United. The Dutchman was supposed to have an integral role in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s team but ended up making only 19 appearances in the league and scoring only once. Van de Beek was on the periphery of the United squad all …

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Watch: Lionel Messi does a little jig for Olympics participants

Lionel Messi was spotted dancing. Yes, you heard it right. Lifting the Copa America was one of the last pieces of the puzzle in Messi’s extremely well-decorated career, and the man has never looked back since – as he seems to be well and truly enjoying his best life. As a result of the Copa …

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Watch: Fikayo Tomori gets caught in awkward celebration against Nice

Olivier Giroud got underway in his new challenge at AC Milan after he hit the ground running with a goal against Nice in a pre-season friendly. It was a bullet header from a set-piece situation, a sight that Chelsea fans will be very familiar with – along with one other particular member of the current …

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Quick-thinking Israeli player saves opponent from imminent head injury

Head injuries are often one of the most dangerous risks to run in the game of football, as even a very innocuous challenge can end up in a concussion that ends up ruining careers. Fortunately for Nodar Kavtaradze, his opponent Maor Levy was quick-thinking enough to save him from an imminent head injury after the …

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Watch: Emery tells Sampaoli to ‘eat sh*t’ during heated touchline exchange

Former PSG manager Unai Emery’s return to Marseille got seriously ugly as the Spaniard was shown a red card and almost came to blows with opposition manager Jorge Sampaoli. The Villarreal boss received a hostile reception at the Velodrome as expected and seemingly lost the plot after Juan Foyth was handed his second yellow card …

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Watch: Olivier Giroud scores from his first touch for AC Milan (ever)

Olivier Giroud came off the bench to score his first goal for AC Milan. A battling header from his first touch ever for the club. Stefano Pioli’s side kicked off their $ACM Fan Token European Summer Tour 2021 with a 1-1 draw against OGC Nice at Allianz Riviera. Up against a side who were much …

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Man Utd release new away kit with washed-out colours in nostalgic throwback

Throwback kits seem to be all the rage at the moment, and Manchester United are the newest club to release a kit that is adorned with themes from the past. Their new Adidas-produced away kit for the upcoming season is also one that nods at their successful past, as the kit is based on the …

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Erling Haaland rocks Leeds United merch while cruising around in Switzerland

Chelsea’s pursuit of Erling Haaland is the most enticing transfer saga in the market right now. German news outlets have stirred up talk of a €175m offer – one that they are dubbing as the “crazy bid” that can see Haaland move to the English capital and play in the Premier League. In the middle …

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Watch: Memphis Depay cranks out highly skilled finish v Stuttgart

Memphis Depay scored his second goal in as many pre-season games as Barcelona took the lead in a fashionable way during their friendly against Vfb Stuttgart. The new signing was at his skilful best as he connected with Frenkie De Jong’s long ball with aplomb in the first half at the Mercedes-Benz Arena. It might …

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Watch: Ben White gushes about wearing Arsenal kit for first time – ‘It suits me’

Arsenal have officially announced their third signing of the summer in Ben White. The English centre-back joins from Brighton and Hove Albion for an estimated fee of £50m, signing a long-term contract at the north London club. While the Gunners and their faithful are likely to be excited to have one of the most promising …

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