Gossip: Newcastle Shoot Their Shot But German Speedster Says Danke, But No Thanks
Have you ever imagined Leroy Sane in Newcastle’s famous black-and-white stripes, dodging rain showers like they’re defenders at St. James’ Park? Picture this: Sane, with his trademark hair flapping in the wind like a confused seagull, sprints down the pitch while the Toon Army is bundled up in layers, sipping on pints, and trying to …