Lionel Messi

In the beginning, God created heaven and the earth. On the fifth day, God created every living creature of the seas and every winged bird to fill the skies. On the sixth day, God created Messi and the world of football. A prophecy had been written that day. One day, a messiah will be born …

I have so many questions. If pizzas are round in shape, why do they come in a square box? Why aren’t toasters called ‘tanning breads’? Who is the greatest football player in the world at the moment? We may not realize it, but we are a fortunate lot. For we are living in a time …