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Fans are Calling Ricardo Calafiori the Handsome Stallion Version of Shrek’s Iconic Donkey

When it comes to player comparisons in football, fans and pundits usually stick to the tried-and-true formula: teammates, rivals, or legends of the past. You know, the “he’s the next Paolo Maldini” kind of stuff. But every so often, someone decides to spice things up—throw the rulebook out the window and compare a player to …

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How To Tell Jurrien Timber Apart From His Twin Brother Quinten

Jurrien Timber has become a pivotal part of the Arsenal backline in the 2024/25 season after missing almost the entirety of last season with a horrible knee injury. The Dutch full-back is proving to be a jack of all trades for Mikel Arteta thanks to his ability to play basically anywhere in the backline. Jurrien …

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Bukayo Saka’s Price Rise Leaves FPL Managers Confused Ahead of GW10

Arsenal’s Bukayo Saka as an FPL asset has embodied consistency so far. He’s provided returns in all games he’s played, barring one, and has emerged as one of the best assets this season. But it isn’t his performances that have brought him into the FPL twitter spotlight, it’s an unexpected price change that see’s the …

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Injury Update on Gabriel Magalhaes Causes Major FPL Headache

Gabriel Magalhaes’ injury in Arsenal’s 2-2 draw against Liverpool caused alarm bells to go off in the Fantasy Premier League community. Having been selected by over 25% of the manager, he’s been the source of high returns thanks to the Gunners’ defensive record and his impressive goal-scoring potential. The Brazilian centre-back picked up a knee …

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Patrice Evra Trolls Arsenal with Netflix Analogy

Former Manchester United defender Patrice Evra took a hilarious dig at rival club Arsenal on Rio Ferdinand’s podcast Rio Ferdinand presents FIVE. The show kicks off on this back and forth note of banter with Evra insisting his former side shouldn’t be compared with North London title challengers Arsenal despite United’s abysmal start to the …

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Arsenal Fans Raise Concern Over Raheem Sterling Growing A Pot Belly

Arsenal fans have taken to social media to express their concern over Raheem Sterling’s apparent weight gain, after a recent training photo surfaced online. The image, which circulated following Arsenal’s 2-2 draw against Liverpool on October 27th, 2024, shows Sterling with a noticeable belly, prompting fans to question his professionalism and dedication to the club. …

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Arsenal Fans Fumbled Their Tifo SO Bad It Read ‘Somav’ Instead of ‘Vamos’

Arsenal fans have showed off some nice tifos in the past, but they got things embarrassingly wrong in their recent 1-0 win over Shakhtar Donetsk in the UEFA Champions League. With Arsenal coming into that match after a 2-0 defeat to Bournemouth, the fans tried to lift the players and the manager with the help …

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Gabriel Magalhaes Faces Backlash For Promoting GDOG Meme Coin On Insta

After Arsenal’s 2-0 loss to Bournemouth, wherein William Saliba saw red, his partner in defense, Gabriel Magalhães, made an interesting life choice—not by improving his defense, but by promoting GDOG, a cryptocurrency featuring a dog. Yeah, because after a tough day at work, nothing says I’m handling this well, like jumping on Instagram and marketing …

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Predicted Lineups and Where Arsenal vs Bournemouth Will Be Decided

Arsenal travel to Bournemouth on matchday eight of the Premier League on Saturday, 19th October at 17:30 BST. The Gunners are looking to pick up three more points against the Cherries as Mikel Arteta hopes to capture his side’s first English Premiership in over two decades after coming agonisingly close to the crown in the …

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Kai Havertz and His Surprising Resemblance to Franz Kafka

Kai Havertz once dazzled as a winger and attacking midfielder for Leverkusen, but he has slowly been molded into a number 9 under Mikel Arteta at Arsenal, making adaptability one of his defining traits. While he’s been compared to players like Thomas Mueller, on a recent podcast he was compared to someone completely unrelated to …

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Fans Can’t Ignore the Height Gap Between Trossard and Calafiori

Leandro Trossard and Riccardo Calafiori might both don the Arsenal shirt, but when it comes to their physical attributes, they stand at opposite ends of the spectrum—quite literally. Calafiori, the Italian left-back, measures in at a towering 6’2″ (though some reports list him at 6’0″), making him an imposing figure in defense. His height is …

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Arsenal Transfer Talk: The Buzz Around Sesko and the Pressure on Gabriel Jesus

Arsenal have fought their way to stay firmly alive in the 2024/25 Premier League title race heading into the October international break. The Gunners are just one point behind the top spot (occupied by Liverpool) and have picked up some big wins even without captain Martin Odegaard. Kai Havertz has had a brilliant start to …

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Arsenal Contact 3 Dynamic Forwards as Kai Havertz Faces Burnout

Kai Havertz scored a Robin Van Persie-esque goal in Arsenal’s thrilling 3-1 win over Southampton to maintain their 2024/25 Premier League title charge at the weekend. The German forward has had an impressive start to the new campaign with six goals scored in 10 appearances and all his goals have come in the six home …

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While Arsenal Men Dominate Corner Routines, Women’s Go Viral for All the Wrong Reasons

Arsenal have set a new benchmark when it comes to scoring goals from set-pieces and have already tormented many top teams with their tactics in the 2024/25 season. Gabriel Magalhaes scored two brilliant goals from corners against Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City, with their unusual style being near impossible for teams to decrypt right now. …

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Inside The Brief Life of ‘Has Bukayo Saka Scored a Free Kick’ Troll Account

Bukayo Saka, Arsenal’s beloved “starboy,” has quickly risen to the top of football, becoming one of the club’s brightest stars. Last season, Saka solidified his status with 20 goals and 14 assists in 47 games, playing a pivotal role in Arsenal’s resurgence. However, no matter how impressive a player’s performances are, they cannot escape the …

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The Curious Case of Mohammed Kudus Supporting Arsenal Against PSG

West Ham United winger Mohammed Kudus has had an eventful beginning to the 2024/25 season under new manager Julen Lopetegui. He has zero goal contributions in six Premier League matches so far and his campaign hit a new low after the winger got substituted at half-time in the Hammers’ recent 1-1 draw against Brentford. As …

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Who is Marcia Lewis? The Supermom Behind Myles Lewis-Skelly’s Rise at Arsenal

Myles Lewis-Skelly has become the latest young jewel unearthed from Arsenal’s youth academy and is having his breakthrough season in Mikel Arteta’s squad. He had a fiery debut in his side’s 2-2 draw against Manchester City and has produced some admirable performances after gaining his reputation as one of the top youth performers for the …

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