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Viral Video Shows Cristiano Junior Getting Pressed To Do Push Ups At School

Cristiano Ronaldo gets himself in the news pretty frequently. And with good measure. He is a 5-time Ballon d’Or holder, multiple Champions League winner, a living legend and arguably the greatest footballer ever. He also is a 37-year-old striker with Manchester United looking to break off from an apparent toxic return to the club from …

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Here’s The Homelander Edit Bleacher Report Used To Parody Cristiano Ronaldo

We’re pleased to report that Cristiano Ronaldo‘s evergreen theatrics are still alive and well. The Manchester United forward may be in the twilight of his career, but that hasn’t stopped him from stirring up drama on occasion. Manchester United’s pre-season camp began with clouds of uncertainty looming large, primarily due to Portugal international’s absence. This …

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Karim Adeyemi Confirms He’s A Messi Man And Not A Ronaldo Fan

Karim Adeyemi is the next footballing sensation coming out of the German talent pool. He had a breakthrough season in 2021-2022 with RB Salzburg which prompted Borussia Dortmund to sign him for a deal worth reportedly around €38 million during the summer transfer window. Adeyemi scored 19 goals and provided 5 assists in 29 Bundesliga …

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Fabrizio Romano Gets Into Twitter Beef Over Hot Take On Cristiano Ronaldo

No matter the circumstances, Cristiano Ronaldo remains an incredibly popular topic. Every goal is a headline, every slump is a headline, and every handshake snub is a headline. Just hop on over to your preferred social media platform and type in CR7, thousands of posts should pop up immediately. As a result of the incredible …

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Here’s How Cristiano Ronaldo Surprisingly Knows About Ishowspeed

Ishowspeed, the most unapologetic Ronaldo fanboy on the Internet (aside from Piers Morgan), continues to traverse the realm of online fame, with his popularity growing day by day. Some notable highs include his infamous FaceTime with Manchester United’s Anthony Elanga and his participation in the wildly popular Sidemen Charity Football match. With stocks continually pointing …

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Eye On Prize: Fede Valverde Ignites Ballon d’Or Talks With Training Pic

Real Madrid midfield stalwart Federico Valverde has made it into the list of all things viral this week after being snapped looking at his teammate Karim Benzema’s Ballon d’Or trophy. Pictures of Real Madrid training at their Valdebebas base that have been released on Friday show the Uruguayan unable to take his eyes off of …

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What The Amin Younes Incident Tells Us About The Future Of Cristiano Ronaldo Under Erik Ten Hag

Manchester United’s midweek win marked a near-perfect day for the English football giants. They won against Spurs two goals to nil. Absolutely dominated the game from start to end. And now are just a point off of top four. So why only a ‘near’ perfect day? Well, one of their players decided to leave the …

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Cristiano Ronaldo Walking Off Early Sparks Erik Ten Hag Criticism

Erik Ten Hag‘s Manchester United have had a great couple of weeks. After having a rough start to the season, losing 4-0 to Brentford, they have had a resurgence since, beating Arsenal, Liverpool and now, Tottenham Hotspur.  It seems like Ten Hag has found the formula for success in the club, and all pieces of …

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Ronaldo and Messi Sneak Into WWE 2K22 To Ruin Benzema With A Moonsault

A star-studded evening at the Theatre du Chatelet saw Karim Benzema pick up the 66th annual Ballon d’Or award, which the striker himself labelled as the ‘Ballon d’Or of the people.’ All eyes were on the French International who rolled up to the event in some dapper Tupac-inspired drip and even brought along his own posse.  …

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Did Craig Pawson Get Demoted To Championship? Man United Fans Think So

Newcastle‘s highly-awaited game against Manchester United proved to be a rather uneventful one. The two English heavyweights met at Old Trafford in a bid to strengthen their respective top 4 ambitions, but the match eventually ended 0-0. Both sides failed to offer much in terms of offensive creativity, which led to an unexciting 90 minutes. …

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What Erling Haaland’s Morning Routine Looks Like

Erling Haaland is in the news, again. Big surprise? Not probably. But this time, he isn’t in the limelight for scoring goals. The Norwegian brute recently spoke about his diet and daily morning routine. A prolific goal scorer, a physical specimen and an absolute nightmare for defenders – the secrets to the 22-year-old’s body optimisation …

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Why Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrated His 700th Goal With The Inner Peace Celebration

700 goals? Undying legacy? GOAT status? Check. Check. And check.  King of celebrations? Also, check.  It has been nine years since Cristiano Ronaldo first did the “Siu”.  And there probably hasn’t been any other celebration that comes close to being as iconic as it is.  With celebrities, athletes, and kids all around the world doing …

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David De Gea Reminded of His Own 700-Goal Crunch After Ronaldo Feat

The critics were writing him off, the fans couldn’t stop trolling and the curtains had seemingly been drawn on a storied career. But what a difference a single goal makes. After a dreadful showing against Omonia Nicosia, Cristiano Ronaldo was ‘finished’ in the eyes of many. Benched against Everton, the Manchester United striker once again …

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Huge CR7 Fan Ishowspeed Makes Meme of Cristiano Ronaldo Being Benched vs Everton

Cristiano Ronaldo added yet another impressive achievement to his arsenal of records on Sunday. In Manchester United’s 2-1 win over Everton, the Portuguese forward was able to score his first goal of the new Premier League season. It wasn’t any ordinary goal, though. It marked Ronaldo’s 700th club career goal, helping him extend his tally …

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Next Move: What Businesses Does CR7 Own?

Years later, when the newest generation of Football fans dip into the annals of the Beautiful Game, they’ll find a few names emblazoned in Gold sitting right beside the preface. 2 or so Argentinians, numerous Brazilians, and several other European icons, all alongside one stand-out Portuguese hailing from Madeira, for whom scoring goals was second-nature. …

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The Beyonce Debate That Brought Ronaldo And Messi Fans Together

After almost 2 months of uninterrupted club football, we’re back here again, it was simply too good to be true. The UEFA Nations Leagues insists on going on (for whatever reason), KDB is forced to play Wales for the gazillionth time, and we’re forced to live out several uneventful evenings without League Football.It ain’t easy. …

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This Photo of Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving A Sheriff Tiraspol Player on The Floor is Totally Fake

Cristiano Ronaldo finally kick-started his season with Manchester United by scoring his first goal of the campaign in the 8th competitive game. The Portuguese forward had quite the summer, in which he skipped his side’s pre-season tour of Asia and tried his best to orchestrate an exit from Old Trafford. But after no major European …

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